Best Advice anyone every gave to me.

There are three types of people in the world; dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies think everyone can just get along, and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your Assholes, all the Assholes want to do it shit all over everything.

So then Pussies may get mad at Dicks every once in a while, cause Pussies always get fucked my Dicks, but Dicks ALSO fuck Assholes. And you know what would happen if Dicks didn’t fuck Assholes? You’d get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in shit.


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